My Lunch with Hegenburgers

I just ate at “Hegenburgers,” the kind of place where working men and women go for decent burgers without hipster frills or expensive decor. The dress code seemed to be wet, reflective gear. Perfect for keeping you dry on a rainy airport day. There are no double sided flat screen TVs playing every single game

America is one big Mutt and Jeff (or Jeff and Mutt) Scheme

My father was a police officer for 25 years. The department he worked for really liked to recruit college grads especially those who majored in Psychology. My dad didn’t major in psychology, but he knew it, so they hired him. Anyway, cops have a routine called “Mutt and Jeff” — you may know it as